PREMATURE EJACULATIONS BALMY AUTUMN STROLL
Finally, PREMATURE EJACULATION settled on a venue for his run.
And so, half of the Capital pack presented themselves outside of the Golden drum. and the other half were librally sprinkled 
around the restaurants and bistroes of Canberra. Happy's being number one on the list.
As the rain came tumbling down and the wind whipped around our ankles, HF took our bitcoins and we listened to PREMIJAK
give a not very confident chalk talk. The work "Clusterfuck" was used a lot.
 
Anyhow, off we went on a tour of the delights of Monday night Canberra. For those of us who actually have a day job and dont
get into the city that often, it was an opportunity to check out the latest fashions in the shop windows, which shops have gone
out of business and what fad colour swags are the homeless sleeping under this month?? 
The runners took off and circled the city a few times. The walkers had a nice tour around the dimly lit streets and parks and
met up with the runners at a nicely placed drink stop in the university district.
 
After having devoured four bags of chips and a nice Green Steam based bevvy, off we trotted back to the Golden Drum.
At the circle, we discovered that: it wasnt a "Western" theme, but a charity night for the Royal Western outback kids thingy.
And so the three Amigo,s - BB, McT and CC - WTF ????
GREASENIPPLE regaled us with endless tales of dering do and adventure from his copious notes taken whilst on the run.
FAG END was equally descriptive in his walk report, reminding us of our youth when we would canter gaily through the fields
and parks of the ACT. He was particularly complementary of PREMIJAK for setting the entire walk under the shelter of shop
awnings, and thanked the hare for taking us past "Happy's" restaurant where the other half of the pack were tucking into their
Chicken and bean shoots.   
 
WXMAN added his, now infamous, unrythming, unintelligable verse to the hare song. i think it went something like " They went
to the Golden drum" (good start) Where he came on her head (?????WTF????)
 
Then WXMAN was called out as the only Elvis impersonator at an ABBA weekend!!!
The charges only went downhill from there.
CRASH and BURNs Bromance with ANKLE BITER continued
FAG END and GREASENIPPLE were reminded that they went to the wrong venue last week (cant see that one getting old anytime soon)
PARTY PIE was called out for being a media tart
The three mexicans were charged for being idiots
POP TART was reminded that she is currently without.......
In the hash tradition of charging anyone with anything - WXMAN was given the FRB for not bringing the worlds ugliest dog
FAGEND has a small prick and was then given one
ANKLE BITER was deemed to be a FISH FINGER look a like by DT (who cant actually tell the difference between soap and a dead crab)
The worlds horribullist crackers were semi consumed then left for the possums.
FAG END and GREASENIPPLE were given a birthday down down treat........End Of Circle
We then moved across the road to the eatery. Where we ate too much asian food, washed it down with beer and wine and
listened to GREASE NIPPLE engage in conversation with the table waitress: "What is so special about the special fried rice"?
"Why are there onions in the beef"?
So there you are then, a lovely evening with wonderful company and not a single mention of the word 'Gerwurtztramminer"
Notes this week are by G'NASH